Huntin

I am a predator, I'm always hunting. Well maybe I have that backwards, maybe I'm not the hunter but the hunted. I think at one time I was a hunter, top of the food chain.. but not anymore. If I was Austin Powers I would have lost my Mojo. I don't really care to get to know you guy that I met at a party. It isn't that you aren't interesting, I just don't particularly care. I know that nothing will come of it except me having to turn you down and it being socially awkward whenever we all hang out. I just don't feel for anyone. I mean, lust is one thing. Anyone can lust after another. Sure we could have a go, but what will come of that? Again, nothing. It was just that. I just want friends, friends that I don't have to worry about losing. And it just so happens that I like guys more than girls. And that makes things complicated. Feelings get involved. One of us will get our hopes up, then crushed. Or it would work out? Isn't that how the movies work? Best friends don't realize they are in love until 3/4 of the way through the movie and they live happily ever after. That doesn't happen in real life. Well maybe, I thought it could. Or at least have a relatively neutral ending. Three years and I'll be gone, a whole new world.

This is my new favorite bumper sticker..