ding ding.

I wish I was a viking. All they had to do was be drunk, rape women and set shit on fire and handle very awesome ships. Can I get a "whoop whoop"? School didn't go as well as I thought it was going to. But it is alright, summer classes will fix everything hopefully. Look at that fine ass diaper. That is my ass soulmate. "When we move in together we will need extra wide dining room chairs." I feel like my thoughts are totally ADD. I don't normally think like that, but when I try and write anything down it comes out in a mixture of jumbled sentences. I need to get rid of all these jerks in muhh life. Bailing out on me and what not. Jerks. all of you.

My new glasses make me see things much much clearer. I can read better, I can see street signs better. I just don't want to wear them all the time. They are cute but it is just weird to me.

Plus vikings didn't wear glasses.

Wake early
if you want
another man's life or land.
No lamb
for the lazy wolf.
No battle's won in bed.